Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Humorless Idiot of the Day: Karen Spears Zacharias





















You're a humorless idiot Karen Spears Zacharias. I am so infuriated by your utterly lame and completely nonsensical article, (which you can find here), that I cannot blog about it fast enough.

How dare you even associate this author, who is likely a phenomenal parent who was merely having a little fun by writing this book,with child neglect and hostile environments?

It is people like you who have the rest of us walking on eggshells. Godforbid we swear or yell, or do something wrong because we're imperfect human beings, while you sit on your high horse and take the fun out of everything, including parenting!

This book, (in case you hadn't already figured it out), IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN!!! So why the hell are you so up-in-arms about it?

Oh yeah... because you're a humorless idiot.

Please purchase Adam Mansbach's book Go the F*** to Sleep just to piss this woman off. And if you do, please do so by clicking through to Amazon on the right. Thanks!!!

4 comments:

  1. Why don't you shut the hell up and leave humorless people alone?! I like them depending on who they are.

    If they don't want to laugh, don't force them to.

    You're the one who's an idiot 'cause you can't let other people be. How would you like it if they force to be who you don't want to be? Explain that, whiner!

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  2. Hahahahahahaha. I love this comment for so many reasons. First and foremost, it's my first piece of borderline hate mail. I wish it had been a little more harsh, as then it would've qualified as my first full-blown piece of hate mail. Oh well. That said, I love how you pick and choose the humorless people you like, "depending on who they are." What qualifications must one with no sense of humor have for you to like them? I'm dying to know.

    I'm also dying to know how calling someone out on complete bullshit makes me an idiot or a whiner? Look, you're 100% entitled to your opinion, but you may want to re-examine the grounds upon which you've based your argument. All I did was rip on this woman for being humorless. I didn't say she had to go out and find a sense of humor. I don't force people to do anything they don't want to do - but it doesn't mean I don't get to have an opinion on the subject. Clearly you've got an opinion as well, (albeit completely lame) on the matter yourself. So I guess that makes you a whining idiot too. Nanananana! You ask me to leave other people be. You're not leaving me be... hypocrite.

    Thanks for commenting though. This was awesome!

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